Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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