i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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