Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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