People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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