she pinky promised me she was 18
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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