Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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