You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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