Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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