I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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