S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Randomize
