Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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