HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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