Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
