What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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