so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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