pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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