Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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