So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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