i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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