He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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