Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
