one two three fourrrrnication!
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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