well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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