I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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