IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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