YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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