I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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