I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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