I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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