why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
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