Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Randomize
