But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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