i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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