Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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