I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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