If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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