Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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