My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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