On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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