i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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