We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Randomize