He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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