a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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