She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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