I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
You took a bar mat shot.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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