Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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