North Korea, Best Korea!
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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