hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Randomize
