I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
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