But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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